Venus Williams, In the Flesh

Pictured above is tennis superstar Venus Williams sporting a black, lacy negligee-like dress, and apparently nothing else. In fact she is wearing flesh colored shorts designed to create the illusion that she is bare-assed nekkid. One might think that because she only appears to be letting her freak flag fly, that she's also not really committing a crime. One would be wrong.

Just as it is illegal to carry a toy gun that is designed to look real, it is a fashion crime to dress like a featured player in Hookers at the Point while competing in a major athletic tournament.