The Fitness Fashion Police

Protecting you from Spandex Abuse, Mankinis, and Fanny Packs

Friday, September 24, 2010

Our Shameful History

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The United States of America is the greatest country on god's green earth. We are the land of the free and the home of the brave. But ev...
Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Some Things Are Too Good to Pass Up

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In 1968 Mickey Mantle announced that he would retire at the end of the season. During his last game in Detroit, in what was to be his last a...
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Monday, September 20, 2010

Venus Williams, In the Flesh

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Pictured above is tennis superstar Venus Williams sporting a black, lacy negligee-like dress, and apparently nothing else. In fact she is we...
Thursday, September 16, 2010

One Size Does NOT Fit All

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Presumably many of you glanced at the citizen in photo above and are now expecting us to ridicule his considerable girth. But the F.F.P.D. h...
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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Black Hides Your Junk

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Save as Draft Cycling shorts should be black. This isn't one of those bendable rules like "thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ...
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Public Service Announcement

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Here's a helpful little tidbit. If any of you youngsters out there have aspirations of one day becoming a seven time Tour de France winn...
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Monday, September 13, 2010

Like a Bag of Skittles Exploded in His Pants

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Obviously there are several crimes being committed here, with improper use of a mankini as the most blatant offense. Additionally, there...
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